ARE YOU SEXY? DO you know it?
Yes you are!
CAN your give kevin my number?
The waiting list for lunch dates with our premier talent is back logged for decades. Please continue to send us thirsty DM’s, emails, and camp outside of the office as we look forward to building the cause for our restraining order.
Is tastemakers radio show, really the same people i should trust to manage my IP?
NO, be afraid! The members of tastemakers radio operate their lifestyle in a very different manner then our executive branch. The TM Family Network executives do not condone the behavior of our on air talent and encourage you to look out for the usage of their personal aliases, as they can not be trusted when operating under these assumed identities.
Does v the plug, really have the plug?
V has been trapping the highest quality “services” available through the DM. Whether your needs are facilitated through Instagram, Twitter, or TikTok she has the personal connect to provide you the highest purity of “content” your IP needs to get through the day.
We are based on MARS, can your still FACILITATE our needs?
Absolutely! With technicians throughout the galaxy, we pride ourselves in our multidimensional relationships. No matter your location we are prepared to get your property activated remotely and provide local Tastemakers Support.
Can you make me famous?
Although nothing can be guaranteed, we do have an amazing track record with providing historical revered infamy. Your content is hot garbage and your look retched, GREAT! In the modern landscape of fake-news, our marketing department has no moral standing, living and manipulation is the name of the game, sexy!